A couple days late, but still a great waste of fifteen minutes of your life. Presenting, The legend of the pirates of The Crimson Permanent Assurance. Livejournal readers may have to click through to view the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX61PUZ3xkI

Depending on your bandwidth, you may wish to let this video buffer ahead a bit before playing. Enjoy!