The Sega Toys company manufactures a product called Yume-Neko Smile (”Dream Cat Smile”). While the manufacturer pitches this robotic cat as the ideal companion for cat fanciers that cannot otherwise own a real, live cat, one look at their commercial will prove that it’s an abomination.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fofc4ts0uBU

The instructions also recommend rubbing it’s tummy, stroking it’s cheek and petting it’s back. But do not touch it’s tail as this will make it mad! No, I’m not making this up.