Roving reporter and impulse buyer, Ed Macauley brought his most recent find to my attention. While shopping in Midtown Atlanta, he came across this rather unique variety of soup mix. I’m sure it’s just the thing you need to spice up your next dinner party or Soup Night. It’s worth the click-through, trust me.


While I can’t vouch that it’s vegan friendly, I’m sure it will fulfill your need for instant, authentic Jamaican, spicy cock flavor. From the good folks at Grace, supplying your needs since 1922. Just like mom used to make!

You can fulfill your need for Spicy Cock by visiting the Ansley Mall Publix, while supplies last.

Disclaimer: I swear I didn’t alter a single pixel of this photo! Just cropped and resized it to fit the page.