Oh how I loathe wrapping presents. Millions of years of evolution have equipped me with all the instincts to shred the protective outer layers of gifts, but the art of wrapping them is an alien and frustrating activity. Perhaps I could invent some some sort of aerosol gift wrapping spray. Simply liberally coat your gift (in a well ventilated area), allow several minutes to dry and voila… wrapping complete. Come to think of it, I think they already have that and call it “spray paint”.