Sometimes destiny calls to men to face the horrors that dwell just beyond the veil of our perception, to challenge the unspeakable terror that is… dismantling a clogged sink pipe.   Know yea, that the host of Chthonic nightmares that lurk outside the realm of all that is decent and good have been exposed to the light of day and bested at the terrible cost of my sanity… the horror, the horror!

Note to self: Invent a plumbing system that incinerates anything along the route from drainhole to housepipe into a fine, sterile ash.