For the most part I’m not the Jyhad/Crusade sort, but there are a handful of issues which I believe human beings are justified in clashing over.  Among these are:

  • Putting toilet paper in the holder “underhanded”.
  • Not turning clothes right-side out before putting them in the hamper
  • The belief that all dishes & pots need to be soaked overnight.
  • Walking on the left-hand side of a trail or sidewalk (into other oncoming pedestrians).
  • Plugging laptops in at coffee shops in such a way to block an additional outlet.
  • Taking the last cup of coffee in an office before noon and not starting another pot.
  • Striking up conversations in the “business” section of a public restroom.

Anyone got a stone tablet and chisel? There’s got to be  courthouse around here that could use a monument.