• Police seeking pikachu in connection with area bank robbery:http://bit.ly/8SHQsL #
  • Generational Lie #41098: Hostess Fruit Pies can redeem even the most hardened criminals. #
  • Dear lord, I've stumbled into the cafe of the babies. There must be 10 infants in here. *stares suspicious at coffee* #
  • World of Warcraft celebrates its 5th year… users informed that they can't get a refund on the loss of life. #