• OMFG… Weekly World News is on Google Books. http://is.gd/5FCgD #
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah" is among my list of most annoying phrases. It sounds innately dismissal & rude to my ears. #
  • Remember when Ben Stein was cool, instead of a delusional lunatic? #
  • Is America really this fat? I'm forced to look in the young mens section for my size. :( #
  • By the Gods of Better-Off Forgotten Nostalgia… I found it! I have a (bad) copy of: http://is.gd/5FSjy #
  • Really looking forward to the next few days. #
  • I really thought we were past the secret, hush-hush thing. This will bear discussion. #