Cafe Arcane

Simple Comparisons & Paradoxes

1. Investment Industry Bailout = Government Financial Stewardship
2. Universal Healthcare = Abomination

1. Domestic Erosion of Civil Rights = Patriotic Protection of America
2. Domestic Erosion of Civil Rights = Enemies of Freedom & Democracy

1. Highest Incarceration Rate in the World = Firm stance on crime
2. $232 Million in taxpayer dollars to a private CEO = Defending America’s Founding Principles

1. 300,000 dead = Genocidal Madman
2. 1,000,000 dead = Liberating Hero

1. Profiteering through Hazardous Pharmaceuticals = Supporting US Medical Ingenuity
2. Legalized Marijuana = Undermining Society

1. Plunging Dollar & Plummeting Employment = Economic Adjustment
2. Balanced Budget & Fiscal Responsibility = Failing to secure America’s security needs