Oh beloved Faux News (occasionally known as Fox News) through the magic of video editting you almost, almost can score a point. That is, until Jon Steward gets hold of your footage.

Better luck next time, Chris Wallace. You haven’t looked like this much of an ass since you broadcast targetting information for a missile attack on Tel Aviv in real time (by sheer stupidity rather than malice, one assumes) on Nightline. By some miracle or misplaced courtesy, you are still allowed to use the term “journalist” in your job title.