Patron #1: So, you hear that Wikipedia is considering making all edits require approval from their staff.
Me: *begins rudely eavesdropping*
Patron #2: That’s just stupid. The system is self-correcting.
Patron #1: Well, occasional flame wars aside. *laugh*
Patron #2: You know what I wish? I wish there was a Wikipedia where ANYONE could post about themselves. Forget this “figure of note” crap. Just make whatever crazy ass claims you want and not have to be a celebrity.
Me (not minding my own business): That already exists. It’s called MySpace.