So I walked over to the Apple Store to get a display adapter during lunch and found it particularly busy. Perhaps due to classes.  I caught the attention of the first employee walking by but I failed to notice he was wearing a black t-shirt… “Pardon me, but could you help me find a Mini Display Port to DVI adapter for the MacBook Pro?” His response was instantaneous and delivered barely breaking his stride, “I”m sorry. I can’t help you. I’m a Genius.”

Classic Apple Store.

Shortly thereafter, an EXTREMELY nice and friendly member of the floor staff was able to grab one from the back.  Took all of about 90 seconds. I can only imagine it would have take a genius only 45 seconds. ;-)